One of the most resonant NBA headlines in this locked-out offseason centers around Kevin Durant’s business tattoos. And while the discovery of KD’s inked treasure chest is intriguing, the below photo of David Stern cavorting at a pool in Vegas may leave you straight bewildered (Click for uncomfortably high-res):
“I don’t feel optimistic about the players’ willingness to engage in a serious way,” insinuated the commissioner after Monday’s collective bargaining session.
Maybe he should check himself. Because his egotistical tats, dino-floaty, and news of a $23M salary are likely to serve as a credibility wrecking-ball to the owners’ castle of obscure losses.
What tattoo should Stern get next?